📍 Boerne Community Theatre | 907 E Blanco Rd, Boerne
📅 September 25 – October 4

Get ready for nonstop laughs in this fast-paced comedy farce packed with outrageous characters and wild twists 😂✨

When real estate broker Susan Strathcona tries to host an open house and close a deal, everything that can go wrong… absolutely does. Between a boastful fiancé, a quirky neighbor with a scorpion named Shirley, international police chasing a mysterious “Phantom,” and a rival agent willing to disguise himself to steal the sale—chaos quickly takes over.

Oh, and one small detail… the homeowner is dead on the couch. 😳

🏡 Hilarious, over-the-top situations
🎭 Eccentric characters & rapid-fire comedy
😂 Classic farce full of surprises and mistaken identities

This uproarious production delivers big laughs and ridiculous fun from start to finish—you won’t want to miss it!