📍 Boerne Community Theatre | 907 E Blanco Rd, Boerne
📅 May 15 – May 31

Buckle up for a wild, hilarious ride with Helen on Wheels, a heartwarming comedy packed with sass, chaos, and plenty of laughs 🤠✨

Meet Helen Wheeler—a gun-totin’, whiskey-drinkin’ granny who refuses to slow down. Whether she’s stirring up trouble around town or outsmarting the local sheriff, Helen and her partner-in-crime Zona bring nonstop mischief and “Thelma & Louise”-style antics to small-town Oklahoma.

As her son tries to convince her it’s time to move on, Helen stands her ground—proving that independence, resilience, and a little bit of rebellion never go out of style. Beneath the humor, this story beautifully explores themes of aging, loss, and the fierce desire to live life on your own terms.

💥 Bold, funny, and full of heart
😂 Zany comedy with touching moments
🎟 Multiple showtimes available throughout the run

A must-see show that proves feisty grandmas truly run the world 💛

📍 Boerne Community Theatre | 907 E Blanco Rd, Boerne
📅 August 21 – September 6

Step into the charming world of Charlie Brown and the Peanuts gang in this heartwarming musical comedy filled with humor, heart, and timeless life lessons 💛✨

Based on the beloved comic strip by Charles M. Schulz, this delightful production brings together a series of songs and vignettes that capture the ups and downs of childhood through the eyes of Charlie Brown and his friends. With music and lyrics by Clark Gesner—plus additional dialogue by Michael Mayer and music by Andrew Lippa—this revised version adds even more energy and charm to a classic favorite.

🎶 Featuring memorable songs like “My Blanket and Me,” “The Kite,” “The Baseball Game,” “Suppertime,” and “Happiness”
😂 Full of wit, warmth, and relatable moments
👨‍👩‍👧 Perfect for audiences of all ages

Co-produced by H-E-B, this feel-good musical is a joyful celebration of friendship, self-discovery, and finding happiness in life’s little moments 🌟

📍 Boerne Community Theatre | 907 E Blanco Rd, Boerne
📅 September 25 – October 4

Get ready for nonstop laughs in this fast-paced comedy farce packed with outrageous characters and wild twists 😂✨

When real estate broker Susan Strathcona tries to host an open house and close a deal, everything that can go wrong… absolutely does. Between a boastful fiancé, a quirky neighbor with a scorpion named Shirley, international police chasing a mysterious “Phantom,” and a rival agent willing to disguise himself to steal the sale—chaos quickly takes over.

Oh, and one small detail… the homeowner is dead on the couch. 😳

🏡 Hilarious, over-the-top situations
🎭 Eccentric characters & rapid-fire comedy
😂 Classic farce full of surprises and mistaken identities

This uproarious production delivers big laughs and ridiculous fun from start to finish—you won’t want to miss it!

📍 Boerne Community Theatre | 907 E Blanco Rd, Boerne
📅 October 16 – October 25

Step into a whimsical world where imagination knows no bounds in this colorful musical comedy based on the beloved works of Dr. Seuss 🎩✨

Narrated by the Cat in the Hat, this fun-filled adventure follows Horton the Elephant as he discovers a tiny world of Whos living on a speck of dust—and vows to protect them at all costs. Along the way, Horton must also care for an abandoned egg, facing challenges, doubt, and plenty of surprises.

From the Jungle of Nool to the Circus McGurkus, this lively production is packed with heart, humor, and unforgettable characters like Gertrude McFuzz and Mayzie La Bird.

🎶 Catchy songs and high-energy performances
🌈 Imaginative storytelling for all ages
💛 A celebration of friendship, loyalty, and believing in yourself

Co-produced by CM Consulting, this delightful show is perfect for families and anyone young at heart—reminding us all that “a person’s a person, no matter how small.”

📍 Boerne Community Theatre | 907 E Blanco Rd, Boerne
📅 November 6 – November 15

The game is afoot! Step into a thrilling and hilarious Sherlock Holmes adventure in this fast-paced comedy by Ken Ludwig 🔍✨

When a case involving stolen letters for the King of Bohemia spirals into an international web of spies, blackmail, and intrigue, Holmes and Watson must race against time to stop the brilliant and dangerous Professor Moriarty. Alongside the clever Irene Adler, they navigate a world where the stakes couldn’t be higher—and the twists never stop coming.

🕵️‍♂️ Mystery, adventure & nonstop action
🎭 Five actors playing 40+ roles
😂 Packed with clever humor and surprises

Co-produced by Holt & Holt Funeral Home, this high-energy production delivers danger and laughter around every corner. A must-see for fans of mystery and comedy alike!

📍 Boerne Community Theatre | 907 E Blanco Rd, Boerne
📅 December 4 – December 20

Celebrate the magic of the season with this timeless holiday dramatic comedy that reminds us what Christmas is truly about 💛

When Kris Kringle, a kind-hearted man from a retirement home, takes on the role of Santa at Macy’s, he begins spreading joy in unexpected ways—encouraging families to find exactly what they need, even if it’s not at his own store. But when his sincerity is questioned, Kris finds himself at the center of a courtroom battle that will determine not only his fate—but the belief of a young girl and the spirit of Christmas itself.

🎄 Heartwarming story of faith, kindness & generosity
✨ A classic tale filled with hope and holiday magic
💛 Perfect for the whole family

Co-produced by Scott Temple with Edward Jones, this beloved story captures the wonder, innocence, and meaning of the season—leaving audiences inspired and full of holiday cheer 🎁